Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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