turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
