last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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