I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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