Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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