I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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