are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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