whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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