dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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