I didn't shave. On purpose
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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