My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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