its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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