Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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