I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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