you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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