I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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