Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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