Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish i was in the wii world.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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