My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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