found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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