Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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