I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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