Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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