nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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