Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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