Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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