you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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