You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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