I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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