Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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