I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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