he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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