Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hell yes lets make some ravioli
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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