haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool