why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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