Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
