he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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