When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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