I wish i was in the wii world.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Mom said you looked used
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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