So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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