hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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