glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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