And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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