Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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