You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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