Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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