i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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