He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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