i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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