You really coming over, don't trick.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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