your thong is hanging out like whoa
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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