Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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