shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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