So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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