I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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