Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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