So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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