just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is it because I queefed?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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