The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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